Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Fear and laughing in Kenya

The house is starting to come together, albeit slowly given that most things must come in on our backs. The situation is such that we have a 2 hour walk of approximately 13 kilometers from our front door to the main road. From there we catch a passing Nissan bus called a matatu another 35km north to the market village of Kajiado. We can get most of our supplies there, food, furniture, tools and electricity. And I can proudly say that Jennie and I recently hand carried 2 large papaya, 3 pineapples, several large bags of random other fruit and veggies, 5 rolls of TP, a large tin of coffee, a gallon of paint, a shovel, several plastic lawn chairs, a pick axe, and at least three diet cokes. It puts a new spin on how quickly you choose to consume things, and it definitely makes recycling and reusing a huge priority.

The paint, as it turned out, was a putrid shade of mint green that must have come to East Africa by way of every other continents distaste. Our 1st clue should have been the price. So we did what any poor volunteer would do; we painted our toilet and bathing rooms with it figuring that we spend the least of our time there. The fact is, we were invested financially, and we lugged the can for hours, so the damn paint was going on a wall.

I do have to say that our new home is a place of contradictions. For all the toil, lack of water, and lack of electricity, we are treated to some ridiculously beautiful landscape. This last particular walk was saved by our first view of Mt Kilimanjaro. We struggled with our load up the final few kilometers, and just as I was about to crab at Jen about something phenomenally trivial, there it was. The snow capped peak had, until now, been hidden from view by a dense cloud cover. I would take a picture, but there would be no justice in it.

Beautiful as the scenery might be, there are also some really infuriating aspects as well. I already mentioned the charming two hour hike in, which gets old after the fifth time you do it carrying copious groceries and a days worth of dust and grime from the road. There is also the ad hoc nature of everything here which is quite baffling to American sensibilities. In the U.S., stuff just works. I cant explain it any better than that. But here, everything needs a little kick, or ingenious tweak to work somewhat properly. And so in this vein we come to probably the most angering and tear-jerkingly hilarious part of Jennie's journey. It's the type of thing that seems trivial, and yet is so uniquely Jennie in fashion.

Well, we all know that Jen is fond of her clothes. And here it seems that clothes take a particular beating. Add to that the strange and breakable (remember I said ad hoc) nature of the door knobs in our house, and you are headed straight for hilarity. Somehow, Jennie managed to break just about every door knob in the house. And by break I mean snap off such that a jagged edge remains upon a turnable and still sort of functioning stump. So after accomplishing the door knob massacre, Jennie repeatedly walked past the aforementioned knobs, resulting in the partial impalement, and subsequent tearing of, the right shoulder of every shred of clothing she owns in Kenya. From my perspective there would be a shriek, followed by cursing and frantic shirt changing.

Anyhow, we have a good chuckle when people ask about her clothing tears and subsequent tailoring with odd colored thread. Ironically, we are quickly adapting to the ad hoc nature of things by being, well, ad hoc ourselves. Take this blog entry for example. Three days ago I put our dead car battery on a truck and sent it to town for charging. The battery left, and with the truck, was arrested and impounded for a few days. When we had word that the truck, and battery had been released, it was finally taken to town for charging. Day three saw the battery return, and charge our computer for about 40 minutes and then die.. so needless to say, we are out of power until next time, much love from Kenya, Nick and Jennie.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious--I know, you have to laugh to keep from crying! Maybe there's a career application here: how about a sit-com with two zany P.C. volunteers living in deepest Africa, adjusting to life among some lovely, but enigmatic Maasai villagers and some lively baboons!

Love,
Mom

Anonymous said...

Hi Nick and Jennie!!
I finally got some minutes to read your blog! You guys must be very fit by now, all that walking, that's great! I always thought we were so good putting our bedroom on the third floor and the den on the bottom floor so that we would climb three flights to get to bed!!
You guys win!! We had a great family reunion in august, Grady, Jett and Della are so big now, growing like weeds! They are sooo cute, I hate to see them go! Grady and Jett are starting preschool in a week, 9-1 on mon and tue. They are all coming to Kauai for Christmas, can't wait.We'll celebrate your second anniversary while we're there, maybe you'll have wifi with webcam and we can see and talk to you!! Grady and Jett will have their third birthday on the 27th, we'll have alot to celebrate! Marion and Greg are coming toooo!!
We are out straight with weddings thru oct 6, then some catch up time, then we're off to the Kauai on Dec 12 for a whole month! (so sorry!!) Kim is moving in for a month to care for the place. She is having a little boy, I went to the ultrasound and saw him, it was so clear, you can see fingers and toes, and he was waving, and putting his thumb in his mouth!! His name is Colin Francis, Colin after my brother, and Francis for Brian's dad. January 28th is the due date, I hope she doesn't go too early, we get back Jan 12! We took Marion and Greg out to dinner Labor Day for Kim's 36th Birthday. We went to an old Barn that has been turned into a great restaurant, Gibbett Hill in Groton. Is is ok to talk about restaurants? Do you have any? What sort of food is there? Hey Jennie, you can design your own clothing while you are there, sewing is good, passes the time, sew patches on all your rips! Have you noticed I have holes in a certain spot on my tee shirts? It's from a screw sticking out of the storm door,just can't seem to remember to get the part for it!! How is the solar gadget working that I got you? Can you believe you've been there almost four months already? Have fun you guys!! Always think positive! Ignore the negative!!!
Love, hugs and kisses!!
Auntie Joan
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Anonymous said...

hi nick and jennie, it seems like yesterday ya left , the red sox are doing great patriots are THE team to beat this year [forget paten & those loosers' dig for jen , hope you are doing all you can we know you are. miss you . hope to see you some time soon . maybe I could send you guys a land rover . what do you think .love rick .

Anonymous said...

Wow!Jenny you must be all pumped up, ripping off door knobs? do you walk on your knee's or are the knobs much higher than here?
I think Carol's on to something with you guys as the main characters in a African reality show, and I use the word "characters " lightly. Get that film crew from before to come back.
Well nothing like home-ownership to teach some skills, as for the lugging of goods, well why not try the African method....on top of the head.
Great stuff guys and remember were all with you on this but....you go first.
love ya Mom & Dad from the barn

Anonymous said...

we're COSing as Volunteers in Senegal in November nad will spend the month of January, 2008 in Kenya. my wife Paula served as a Volunteer there in the 60s. I served in the 60s in Nepal. We'd love to see some Volunteers while we're running around Kenya. Can you help us find them? chuck.ludlam@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Hi there Volunteers, Welcome to Africa! Fun ain't it? Nothing went the way I had expected for 2 years and I guess not much has changed. Hope my pks arrive and that you will tell me what you could really use. Paul has asked for your blog address so you may be hearing from him one day. His English should be up to that. The good will is there at any rate. I have noted your new address for the future. I'm back in Paris after a nice 18 days in the States. Saw alot of family but not as often as I would have liked. Available time and my energy don't always meet on a graph. Hope you can get your battery charged for more blog entrees. I'll call you soon on a Sunday. Love, Hazel